Day trading and losing weight

I know the two are not really related, but in my world they seem to be. I am listening to an audiobook called "The Big Short." and the only time I listen to it is when I am running on the treadmill. This means that the only time I am thinking about the stock market is when I am losing weight. I need a treadmill with a built in Scotttrade account for all of the ideas this book is giving me.